HOW ROMANTIC

 

A room full of morons circling in

Tensions thick, morals thin

Pretend to care, fake your feelings

The definition of unappealing

Beefcakes salivate as the bottle spins

 

Looking for something that is not love

Money, fame, all the above

Like young’uns in a bar nearing its closing

All this narcissistic posing

When they should just give up,

go home and rest

 

From this stock, you must pick one

So, make sure to taste all their tongues

Fill up all them hard drives full!!

Of small talk and useless bull

Is a scripted date any fun?

Can a one-night stand be written in?

Does that even count as one?

 

It must be hard to run a race

With a blinking camera jammed in your face

How much worse to find a best friend

To be your person ‘til the end

Someone to share a vulnerable embrace

An apartment, a gas bill, a car

A home, a child, mortal fears

Year

after year

after year

after year

 

Hell, I can barely share my words

With this here supportive, loving herd

The way I feel about romantic love

Picking another and mixing your blood

Watching it spring to life, twice, absurd

Decide to quit before a third

The other two, running around

Wreaking havoc, those lovely creatures

They are the impossible,

They do the impossible:

They somehow make me love her more

 

I despair for those whose worlds are shaped

By a life performed for crowds on tape

Unable to slam the door

On the masses screaming and demanding more

It’s hard enough to find

And keep a person

Without all that goddamn noise

 

But is “Romantic poetry” just the same?

Romantic only in its name

How could one sum up the love they’ve found?

Whilst giving shits about how it rhymes, looks, or sounds?

Not from the heart, but from a fist

Wielded by the zombies growling “play the hits!”

Dishonesty was always a fair trade for fame

And in this way trash tv

And romantic poetry

Are exactly the same

 

So maybe I’ll save my sympathy

For those not engaged in misogyny

They had a choice, they made their bed

Abandoned love and chose stardom instead

Playing out a boring mockery

Of the species of relationship that means

The very most to me